by B. R. GOWANI
Hail Musk,
Hi Elan,
I don’t have to hope because I know you are doing extremely well: financially, politically, economically, and propagandaically. I totally agree with Donald Trump, you’re a “new star” that is going to shine for a long long time.
Elon, you won’t believe this, but you’re the first person whom I have saluted with “hail” and there is a reason for that; I have seen great potential in you. You don’t give a damn about speaking the truth or any such nonsense: whether it’s
- “the coronavirus panic is dumb” or
- telling Taylor Swift “I will give you a child” or
- He [Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau] will be gone in the upcoming election or
- worrying about asteroids with public money or
- another government stimulus package that is not in best interests of the people or
- getting subsidies worth billions of dollars or
- We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it Bolivia’s leader. …
One can go on and on but it’s suffice to say that the qualities of a great leader, that is, nastiness, cruelty, indifference, overthrowing governments, etc. are inherent to your existence.
Donald is exactly 25 years and two weeks older than you; he’s 78 now and is not going to live much longer. Even if he lives, he won’t have the vigor needed to continue his job as president. In Donald’s inner circle, you’re the most shrewd, cunning, and savage person, a bastard in a real sense of the word. This I am saying without any disdain; consider this as a tribute rather than criticism. You little devil, you have that hellish stuff in you, which I can see.
But I have one complaint with you; how dare you compare Trudeau with me? Trudeau is a small fish and is nowhere like me. I wouldn’t have minded if you would have equated yourself with me; in fact, it would have pleased me immensely, because, I can detect a future fuhrer in you.
I know, I know, you’ll pretend that you cannot reach the pinnacle of power because you’re not a US born citizen. But then I also know that you’re going to guide Donald to grab the maximum power, and thus, bring about change in the constitution so that a non-citizen could become a US president. In 2003, Republican Senator Orrin Hatch (of Utah) tried to introduce an amendment to the constitution but didn’t succeed, else Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elaine Chao would have benefited.
One piece of advise: Don’t ever try to prove Donald wrong because he has an equally big ego like you, and, he’ll have absolute power. You’ll be in a very tricky situation, so bid your time, be patient, get the amendment introduced, and once Donald is gone grab the power in its totality.
Listen Elon, change the caption as soon as possible in the above picture with the following heading:
START COMPARING ME TO ELON MUSK — I HAVE A BUDGET
Past Fuhrer to the Future Fuhrer:
with great love and best wishes,
Please don’t disappoint me.
Adolf Hitler
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com