Dial M(agnetic) for Women

By B. R. Gowani

fragrant news bulletin, men!
following the latest and greatest breakthrough
for male homo sapiens, that is,
the V news of the rousing pill

Dial has a body wash for men now
laden with synthesized pheromones
the full good name is:
Dial for men –
pheromone-infused
magnetic attraction enhancing body wash

just take a shower with it
and the first female you come across
will be attracted to you
you can select her -
provided you like her —
otherwise, you can get the next one

your face, physique, or finances
do not matter, because
advertising has mentally damaged us all
and now this Dial for Men Magnetic
will visually impair women
and they will go with any man
who has been magnetized by the Dial

Crap, you say?

studies show women and men decide to meet
by looking at each other first
now, do they smell first and then meet?

visual attraction comes first
pheromone factor comes later,
unless it is vice versa,
but when you are in action
the natural smell from the arm pit
can activate us more
though not all …
as we humans are different …

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com

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