Taylor Swift should accept Elon Musk’s offer …

by B. R. GOWANI

Singer Taylor Swift (left) and businessman Elon Musk IMAGE/The News

VP candidate J. D. Vance made fun of Kamala as a childless cat lady

Swift endorsed Harris, a “gifted leader,” by signing as “childless cat lady”

Donald Trump supporter Elon Musk didn’t like Swift’s support for Harris

instead of articulating his criticism, Musk chose to display machismo

“Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.”

why not give love, affection, romance, …

that is, if she wants those things …

why a child?

Musk and many other believe the world population is in decline

which, of course, is not true

the anatomically modern humans (AMH) appeared about 300,000 years ago

from their beginning in Africa, their number rose to 1 billion by 1804

in 2024, the number of humans inhabiting this planet is around 8.23 billion

it took almost 300,000 years to reach a population of 1 billion

but only 220 years to increase that number more than eight-fold

looking at the figures, it’s hard to assume that population is on the decline

rather it has increased too much; family planning needs to be promoted

women should not be treated as child-producing-machines

they should be treated as equals and should be given choices

Musk doesn’t believe in any of those things

in relationship with women, Musk says he’s the boss

I am the alpha in this relationship.”

his deleted tweet blamed MacKenzie Scott & others, (Jeff Bezos’s ex wife)

“super rich ex wives” are responsible for the death of “Western Civilization”

how come?

he has trouble with Scott giving big money to gender/race related charities

one of his missions, beside spreading hatred, is to inseminate women

the act is a one-time five-minute, or less, process for Musk

for woman it’s heavy sacrifice of a nine month long impregnation

also to be counted are: health effects, mood swings, regulated diet, …

once the child is born, 6-weeks to 6-months postpartum period begins

the child’s emotional, physical, financial needs are to be taken care of too

many children over 18, due to job loss etc, stay with parents

Musk has at least 12 children — that is, 6+3+3 from three women

one child died ten weeks after birth of sudden infant death syndrome

he also asked many times his Space X co-employee to “have his babies

if somehow Musk’s gender was changed, he could produce many children

as many as he wants, this will keep him busy & away from women

IMAGE/Reddit/Duck Duck Go

answering a tweet on X. Musk boasted:

“Oh my God, this has really become an Elon vs Taylor Swift election now.”

Musk forgets that Trump has a monstrous ego, much bigger than his

surprisingly, Trump hasn’t reminded him that he’s the candidate not Musk

Musk may be ignorant of the famous phrase:

This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Musk’s transgender daughter Vivian is also critical of Musk

I want to make one thing absolutely clear. I disowned him [i.e. my dad, Elon Musk], not the other way around.

in 2022, Vivian broke all connections with her dad

I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape or form.”

Musk’ ego and machoness, also shows up in his ruthless business practices

We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.

US regime ousted Evo Morales govt but his party was back in a year

Musk knows which country to threaten and where to avoid a fight

with China and India he never picks up a fight — they’ll fight back

sometime he underestimates a country’s strength and has to back out

after a year’s refusal by X to abide by Laws, Brazil blocked X in Aug 2024

Musk showed his bravado, but realizing he can’t win, paid the fine

coming back to Taylor Swift, a billionaire, she should accept Musk’s offer

on the wedding night, Swift should sing these lines from her song Gorgeous

If you’ve got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her
But if you’re single, that’s honestly worse
‘Cause you’re so gorgeous it actually hurts (honey, it hurts)

this will put Musk at ease; song’s words would inflate his ego

once Musk is in an absolute vulnerable situation, Swift should strike

that is, cut-off his sexual member

this will be two birds in one shot:

his member lost, thru which he produced children here/there/everywhere

this will also shut his big mouth because his machoness is his member

it will be great service to humanity for silencing such a nasty SOB

Musk’s mother Maye Musk, equally nasty, urged voters to commit fraud

“You don’t have to register to vote.” “On Election Day, have 10 fake names, go to 10 polling booths and vote 10 times. That’s 100 votes, and it’s not illegal. Maybe we should work the system too.”

B. R. Gowani an be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com