By Anne Macais
No need to worry, I’m here now.
I realize you may have had some concerns before as to whether I should be given my way, but please, let me set your mind at ease about all that: I’m attractive. Matter resolved. And furthermore, as you can all clearly see, I’m very pretty and have appealing features, so everything is going to be all right.
Don’t fret. My physical appearance is beautiful to look at.
No prob—I’m hot. It’s natural to question why I should be promoted, admitted to the club, given that expensive necklace, allowed to use your car whenever I want, and able to expect that someone else will always pick up the check, but that’s all settled now because I’m beautiful. And since I am advantaged, physically, there’s no reason I shouldn’t be given free rein to do what I will in this, or any other, situation. I’m sexy. That ought to take care of any adversity, trouble, or potential slight inconvenience, to me, that might come up.