*1.__If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?____*
__*2.__If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t
people from Holland called Holes?____*
__*3.__Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?____*
__*4.__If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?____*
__*5.__If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?____*
__*6.__Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?____*
__*7.__When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?____*
__*8.__Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?____*
__*9.__Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?____*
__*10.Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?____*
__*11.Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?____*
__*12.‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest
sentence?____*
__*13.If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys **deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?*
__*14.What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licences of
bald men?____*
__*15.I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese
**mothers use? Toothpicks?____*
*__16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t
they just put t**heir pictures on the postage stamps so the
postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?*
*__17.You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.____*
*__18.No one ever says, ‘It’s only a game’ when their team is
winning.____*
*__19.Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian
backwards:*
*NAIVE!____*
*__20.Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?____*
*__21.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that
mean that one ENJOYS it?____*
*__22.Why if you send something by road in a car, it is called
a shipment, but when you send it by sea in a ship, it is
called cargo?____*
*__23.If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?*
(Thanks to Mukul Dube)