UN: the local convenience store

by B. R. GOWANI

The United Nations Headquarters in Manhattan, one of the five boroughs that make up the New York City. Photo/Wikipedia

imagine this:

a mentally deranged rapist
who goes on violating its victims
in broad daylight
without any fear
as the law enforcement watches
but does not arrest the culprit

WHY NOT?

because …
before embarking on every mission
the rapist visits a convenience store
to buy a condom
to protect himself from sexual disease

the West acts thus …
before departing on a destructive orgy
to fuck, screw, rape, and mess up
peoples and countries
it always visits the neighborhood store in Manhattan
known as the United Nations
to buy a condom whose
diplomatic name is: resolution
to protect itself from any
legal discomfort

condoms have names
resolutions have numbers
for the present orgy
the West bought the condom number 1973
on Thursday, and fondly named it:
Operation Odyssey Dawn

defending this gang rape
the defense put forward is:
the United Nations has passed the resolution
so we have to act

its like saying:
every time you have an erection
you need to violate someone

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com