A new vacuum cleaner sales man knocked on the door on the first house of the street, in Defence Karachi….
Mid-aged lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living Room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow dung (droppings)gobor onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean the mess up with this new, excellent and powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
“Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that?” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?”
“Because there’s no electricity in the house!…” said the lady.
THAT’S PAKISTAN
(Thanks to Robin Khundkar)