Ass kissers, remember Trump doesn’t use …

by B. R. GOWANI

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Trump, as a US president, is considered the world’s most powerful person

(all US presidents since 1945 have been considered as such …

because they instill fear, create terror, indulge in violence, and start wars)

on April 7, 2025, Trump arrogantly announced:

“Virtually every country wants to negotiate [with us over tariffs].” “[They are] offering things to us that we wouldn’t have even thought of asking them for.”

Trump, besides other things, has also been endowed with a good sized ass

then next day, at NRCC’s fundraiser in Washington, D.C., Trump said:

“I’m telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass. They are. They are dying to make a deal.”

to a great extent Trump is right – small and weak do cave in

even wealthy Saudi Arabia & UAE or economically strong India succumbed

Saudi, UAE, and other Sheikhs want to save their ass-glued gold thrones

India’s Modi has created many billionaires and much more disparity

besides, Modi has got many extremist Hindu supporters in the US

plus Modi doesn’t mind kissing Trump’s ass

many other nations are in the ass-kissing-queue

such as Japan, S Korea, Pakistan, S Africa, Taiwan, Vietnam

people love or pretend to love powerful people and so kiss their asses

those wanting favor or looking for protection wouldn’t mind ass-kissing

but all those leaders should remember one thing:

Trump <1> doesn’t use bidet, bum shower, Muslim shower, or whatever

(it’s an anal cleanser which sprays water shower — many just use water

Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Catholics, Orthodox Christians, etc. use it)

Trump has halted extra tariffs, imposed recently, for three months

although the initial 10% tariff is active

Chinese President Xi Jinping (right) and US President Donald Trump ILLUSTRATION/The Atlantic IMAGE/Carlos Barria/Pool/AFP/Getty; Ira L. Black/Corbis/Getty/The Atlantic

but he didn’t pause the tariffs applied to China; instead he raised it to 145%

China, keeping pace with Trump, raised it to 125% for the final time

China’s Ministry of Finance issued a statement:

“If the U.S. continues to increase tariffs on Chinese exports, China will not respond.” “Given the current level of tariffs, U.S. goods exported to China are no longer market-viable.”

to Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, Chinese President Xi Jinping said:

“There are no winners in a tariff war.” “For more than 70 years, China has always relied on itself … and hard work for development, never relying on favors from anyone, and not fearing any unreasonable suppression.

the statement says a lot

Xi Jinping is not going to bow to Trump’s unfair demands

now the questions is

will Trump have to perform the ritual of ass kissing?

<1> in his 1st term, Trump used toilet less for shitting & more for shredding

that is, flushing shredded government documents down the toilet

B. R. Gowani can be reached atbrgowani@hotmail.com