Timely advice for Ms Vance

by B. R. GOWANI

IMAGE/Huffington Post

the current trend is to post photos of each & every activity

Ms Vance, a tradewife did the same, on Thanksgiving Day 2024

however, not posting her own picture

instead posted the Norman Rockwell 1943 Thanksgiving painting

that too with an amazing substitution:

the family head & the matriarch in Freedom from Want were replaced

with editing, tech savvy Ms Vance inserted her & her partner in the frame

the partner is the famous thrice married twice divorced Donald Trump

he has also done quiet a few hanky-panky episodes with many women

Trump lives with wife Melania but spends time with Ms Vance too

Ms Vance & Trump must be very close; they spent Thanksgiving together

Ms Vance hates children; which is a good sign

why, people may ask

well, Trump’s 5 children wouldn’t want any more claimants to his wealth

surely, Ms Vance must be very careful during intimate moments

problem is Trump; not a very cautious person

besides, his best buddy Elon Musk promotes population growth

with the above facts, without question, Ms Vance is on her own

as far as the precaution is concerned

she shouldn’t take a chance …

at his age, the coitus may take only a few seconds and a couple of drops

what if those drops are not infertile?

where would Ms Vance go for abortion because in Trumpland it’s banned

Ms Vance, please take care

happy holidays

Norman Rockwell’s original 1943 painting Freedon from Want, one of four painttings, was based on US President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s January 1941 Four Freedoms State of the Union address IMAGE/Wikipedia

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com