by B. R. GOWANI
the current trend is to post photos of each & every activity
Ms Vance, a tradewife did the same, on Thanksgiving Day 2024
however, not posting her own picture
instead posted the Norman Rockwell 1943 Thanksgiving painting
that too with an amazing substitution:
the family head & the matriarch in Freedom from Want were replaced
with editing, tech savvy Ms Vance inserted her & her partner in the frame
the partner is the famous thrice married twice divorced Donald Trump
he has also done quiet a few hanky-panky episodes with many women
Trump lives with wife Melania but spends time with Ms Vance too
Ms Vance & Trump must be very close; they spent Thanksgiving together
Ms Vance hates children; which is a good sign
why, people may ask
well, Trump’s 5 children wouldn’t want any more claimants to his wealth
surely, Ms Vance must be very careful during intimate moments
problem is Trump; not a very cautious person
besides, his best buddy Elon Musk promotes population growth
with the above facts, without question, Ms Vance is on her own
as far as the precaution is concerned
she shouldn’t take a chance …
at his age, the coitus may take only a few seconds and a couple of drops
what if those drops are not infertile?
where would Ms Vance go for abortion because in Trumpland it’s banned
Ms Vance, please take care
happy holidays

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com