by B. R. GOWANI
an announcement:
God is dead, long live the God.
Fullmoon’ullah’s (or F’ullah’s) God was dead
the God had departed, probably, to be with His own God
the death of his God didn’t make Foolmoon’ullah a Godless orphan
reason: the new God was enthroned right away
Fullmoon’ullah was a humble being, a commoner
divine miracles do happen in common people’s lives too
Fullmoon’ullah had his Moses moment, in fact, a few
however, the miracle, being a rare phenomenon, occurred just once
it did during the fourth or fifth Moses moment
the new God was visiting lands to meet his believers
the land was 13, Fullmoon’ullah was 10, the God was 3, i.e., His Godly age
Fullmoon’ullah was in a line with his mom, dad, sibs, & family members
the followers were there to pledge an allegiance to the new God
when the turn came, F’ullah bowed his head a bit as a mark of respect
the God blessed Fullmoon’ullah by putting His hand on F’ullah back
F’ullah started moving but a person in attendance asked him to stop
his father got God’s blessing but also a revelation from God:
F’ullah’s “both arms are not of the same size; they differ in length.”
father was asked to take him to a doctor; doc’s name was given
he visited the doctor; was provided with some kind of massage oil
oil must be magical — no X-rays were taken or a follow up visit required
God & doc must have known that oil massage will equal the arms’ length
also, F’ullah and his fellow believers obeyed the religious maxim:
“God’s mystery, God only knows.”
the only thing F’ullah regrets is that God didn’t notice F’ullah’s brain
his brain cells, the ones which detect fraud were dormant/missing/dead
wish God had directed his doctor to give some oil to revive those cells
this would have saved F’ullah from trusting people blindly & losing money
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com