Feel sorry for God’s agent Brother Duncan Urbanek

by B. R. GOWANI

Brother Duncan Urbanek, one of the preachers at Stedfast Baptist Church
Watauga, Texas
IMAGE/Duck Duck Go

gods, godesses, and God introduced long ago due to fear of the unknown

gradually became a tool for exploiters working the religious zone

true believers don’t worry about the believing and unbelieving folk

only the power-hungry, want to control people, and hell/heaven invoke

with changing times, values, outlooks, and increased knowledge range

to varying degrees, most denominations and subsects adopt change

but some of those who were born in gutters, develop sewage vision

they discriminate between human beings and rule through scission

Stedfast Baptish Church is an entity that professes to work for God

but actually spreads hatred and acts as terrorizing squad

its difficult to understand such hypocrisy, for any decent soul

but these kind of godly people thrive on such nasty goal

preacher Duncan Urbanek is God’s agent, LGBTQ people, he hates

LGBTQ community is an “abomination,” “God hates ’em,” he states

the Stedfast Church leaders inhibitedly demand execution of gays

upon tragic death of gays, they express happiness and praise

he claims wearing pants is crossdressing; wants women to burn them

husbands are asked to discard their wives’ pants; it is really dumb

Urbanek thinks the husband wife clash over pants is a good fight

don’t worry if wife screams, God’s agent knows husband (or wer) is right

its said, a woman took off & threw on the church candles, her jeans

to cover her up, shocked Urbanek took off his pants, exposing ugly genes

a woman took off her dress & forced Urbanek to hide his brief-less state

realizing now was crossdressed to hide his nakedness, he felt very blate

during this nudity-laden commotion, one other thing happened

an LGBTQ member stuffed a dildo in Urbanek’s mouth & sexily said “ooh”

in a dress with a dildoed mouth, Urbanek was traumatized beyond belief

he lost his voice and left Stedfast Church forever to heal his grief

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B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com