O’Reilly! God has other damn things to do too

by B. R. GOWANI

CARTOON/Dave Grunlund

it’s rare to see someone powerful falling
it’s even rarer to see some powerful motherfucker falling

that’s not exactly the case with O’Reilly
this racist misogynist minted millions of dollars
and brought billions of dollars for Fox TV
by inciting hatred and making fun of people

but then he got into the “loofa” business

got caught
got mad at God

“You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at him.”
“I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen.
I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

O’Reilly is ultra unjust
God can’t look after O’Reilly only
has got other things to do too
eat
drink
piss
shit
take care of the First Infant
(O’Reilly’s good buddy)
help Fuckerberg in winning 2020 facade

(Fuckerberg recently discovered God
so God has to return the favor too
God will guide Fuckerberg
in how to fuck Facebookers
in believing that he’s the new Messiah of the decaying Empire)

God gave $13 million to O’Reilly
for his “loofa” business
God gave another $32 million to O’Reilly
for a similar misventure

millions of people are jobless
millions of people are underpaid
millions of people have lost hope
millions of people are worried when they’ll lose their job

God doesn’t give a damn about those people

you’re $45 million less worth
but you still have millions of dollars left
in this situation, to blame God
is a bit unfair, Mr. O’Reilly

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com

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