Two Pakistanis, Zardari and Musharraf moved to Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean-Paul.
They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day . . . Jean – Paul disappeared.
The two went to the police and lodged a complaint.
The police asked them if they could give some vital clues about Jean-Paul that would help find him.
Zardari says . . . “Jean-Paul was handsome and tall.”
Police say . . . “Most Frenchmen are like that . . . Give us something specific.”
Musharraf says . . . “Jean-Paul had blue eyes and was very fair.”
Police say . . . “C’mon guys, lots of Frenchmen have blue eyes and fair hair, tell us something specific.”
Zardari and Musharraf . . . “Oh yes. Now we remember! Jean-Paul had two holes in his ass !!!
The Policemen get really interested . . . “Now that’s something very specific – but tell us, how do you know this?? Have you guys seen them?”
Zardari and Musharraf . . . “No, we haven’t actually seen the holes, but wherever we went with Jean-Paul, everyone used to say . . . Here comes Jean-Paul with the TWO assholes.”
(Thanks to Robin Khundkar)