by B. R. GOWANI
(Warning: some people may find certain words offensive.)
the biggest dick is stuck in the Strait of Hormuz
the pale blue dot's biggest & the 2nd biggest dicks are on the loose
they both have been unrestrained since before they were born!
no exaggeration, they've been fucking around prior to birth
the 2nd one has the entire region as a screwing field
the biggest one has the entire planet as fucking/looting ground
in its region, the 2nd one could screw all except one
the one it couldn't get was the one it wanted by any means
the 2nd one could only do that with the help of the biggest one
the biggest one had joined it once last year but through air only
this time biggest one was very reluctant to get involved
the 2nd biggest one is extremely clever compared to the biggest
the biggest is surrounded by supporters of the 2nd
people say the 2nd has secrets about the biggest
the 2nd biggest is trying to blackmail the biggest
the 2nd has been getting free money from biggest for a long time
the biggest one, for whatever reason, agreed to join the 2nd one
the 2nd biggest said it'll get orgasm from the air only
so, all alone, the biggest dick penetrated the Strait of Hormuz
aiming to achieve the greatest orgasmic pleasure
the Strait was narrow without any expansion room
the biggest realized it has gotten stuck in the Strait
the fear of pleasure-less exit was unbearable
but the dread of staying jammed for long, also intolerable
world's biggest dick is cursing the 2nd biggest dick for this dilemma
the biggest could neither stay in and enjoy nor exit and relax
it couldn't summon any other dicks from the 2nd one's region
it had to be a trustworthy dick trusted by involved parties
the current situation is not a pleasant one for the biggest one
with mediator's help, the biggest is trying to exit the Strait
but the 2nd biggest is pushing the biggest one back in
the 2nd biggest is trying not to let the biggest one egress
one dick is terribly mad and now feels itself irrelevant
that dick thought it was smart being friend of the 2nd biggest
nevertheless, the dick next door got away with all the limelight
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com