NAWA-E-Waqt
“For those who cannot read Urdu, the article claims the Air Blue plane was hijacked by Blackwater commandos, who wanted to ram it into our holy bomb factory in Kahuta [Pakistan], but the pilot (who, by all accounts, was a very pious Muslim, so the writer thinks he knew his duty) crashed it into the hills, saving our sacred bomb from the Hinjews [Hindu-Jews] of Blackwater…”
Thanks to Robin Khundkar)