by B. R. GOWANI
a chameleon changes color for mating, camouflage, aggression, …
Lindsey Graham is a white political chameleon full of hate/hypocrisy
he’s famous for changing colors in situations to benefit him
during Bill Clinton’s impeachment Graham demanded witnesses
but now for Trump’s impeachment trial he wants to get it over
Clinton had an affair with a person who was working for him
Trump’s lies and crimes are so many, of a very heinous nature
not to forget his misleading divisive information and statistics
in 2016, Graham was very critical of candidate Trump
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.”
and nowadays Graham is a loyal dog on his toes, to save Trump’s ass
recently, he came to Trump’s rescue in a bizarre manner:
“All I can tell you is from the president’s point of view, he did nothing wrong in his mind.”
one person following Graham’s political career for a long time
got pissed off with the above statement
at a right moment, with no one was around, he stopped Graham
he grabbed Graham, snatched his credit cards and cell phone
Graham complained that this was wrong, it was mugging
the person replied: “In my mind, I don’t think I’m doing anything wrong, it’s just that I want to save you from being robbed by a dangerous person.”
then he took out a gun and pointed it at Graham’s head
Graham had sweat all over his face; was shivering with fear
Graham begged that person to let him go and avoid a crime of murder
the person replied: “In my mind, I don’t think I’m doing anything wrong, I got a tip that someone is trying to kidnap and torture you before finishing you off. I can’t bear to see you being tortured.”
being a cunning politician, Graham realized where this was going
he started to bargain with the person: “Tell me what you want and I’ll mend my ways.”
the person just said: “the mind” thing is a bit tough to swallow
Graham changed his twisted defense 180 degrees:
“All I can tell you is from the president’s point of view, he did everything wrong in his mind.”
he dodged the bullet…
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com