by VINAY LAL
Executive Order to Preserve Scotch Whisky Against Its Punjabi Enemies Posing as Friends
Annals of the President Trump Regime VII
A month into his “administration”, Donald J. Trump, who claims to have achieved more in one month than any of his predecessors in the White House, has issued a new executive order. Though the text of this Executive Order is unambiguously clear, commentators are divided about whether it can withstand a court challenge. The brevity of the Executive Order calls to mind various articles of the US Constitution, which are similarly short, pithy, and exemplary in their sense of gravitas. President Trump, sitting at his massive desk which, as has been the case since he assumed office, is singularly devoid of documents, files, memoranda or any other paraphernalia of governance, issued the following order last evening:
Punjabi people who add water to expensive Scotch will be deported
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