by B. R. GOWANI
Baba Ramdev’s Divya Pharmacy sells an ayurvedic concoction called the “Putrajeevak Beej,” which literally translates to “the seed that gives life to a son.” IMAGE/Z News
Baba is a shrewd businessman, that’s a fact
but he is a politician who speaks without tact
perhaps that’s why he didn’t form a political party
but instead gave to Modi’s Bhajap support hearty
of anything, when some have more than enough
for sure, they want more and more of that stuff
Ramdev has plenty of money, power, and fame
and for additional, he still craves without shame
so Ramdev has a new plan to fulfill his greed
that is, now he’ll be selling son producing seed
in India, due to gender bias, there are more men
or precisely, there are nine females to males ten
the seeds are not going to produce male heirs
but side effects will bring to victims’ eyes tears
Baba bigot thinks homosexuality is a mental disease
and women as sons producers, this chauvinist sees
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com