Why not sacrifice an eggplant or a cauliflower instead, to spare the sheep?

by ABED RAHIM KHATIB

A Palestinian man smuggles sheep into the Gaza Strip through a tunnel under the Egypt-Gaza border in Rafah on October 23, 2012. PHOTO/Abed Rahim Khatib/Demotix

Happy `Id

Palestinians smuggled sheep to Gaza in a tunnel under Egypt’s border for the Muslim celebration of Eid Al-Adha, where goats, sheep and camels are slaughtered commemorating Abraham’s willingness to sacrifice his son Ismail on God’s command.

by AS”AD ABUKHALIL

`Id Al-Adha

I wish to salute all the sheep in the Arab world. Today is a painful day for the sheep. We should ask for their forgiveness. Why not sacrifice an eggplant or a cauliflower instead to spare the sheep? Can religious rituals be amended?

The Angry Arab News Service

(Thanks to Robin Khundkar.)