God’s hideout

by B. R. GOWANI

The scrotal ultrasound of a 45-year-old patient with severe testicular pain and a possible mass revealed the surprising image of a man in distress. SOURCE/The Chronicle of Higher Education

different people see God
in different places and objects
temples, churches, mosques
synagogues, Gurudwaras
shrines, …
moon, mountains, …

but to me
these are not the places
to look for God

God will never expose himself
He is not like us mortals
who are careless about
their health and environment

God dwells in the warmth and comfort
of a secure place called scrotum
away from the smog, pollution, and acid rain

reason for choosing such a place?

He is the creator
and that’s the place, where
He creates life-giving fluid
and that’s where nobody will bother Him

but now that the great secret is out
the scrota will be in great demand
with people burning incense
offering prayers and money
touching to feel the God-ness

God resides in every man
who owns a scrotum

what about the women?

same old sexist God

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com