by B. R. GOWANI
Crystal Harris, the Playboy bunny
found in Hugh Hefner, her honey
25 & 85 were their respective ages
marriage was to be their love-wages
but then she decided not to wed
thus turning playboy Hefner red
“like two seconds” lasted the coitus-cough
that’s what Crystal said without a scoff
such a thing from his would be bride
badly wounded Hefner’s male pride
idiot shot back: at all it wasn’t true
what she’s talking about, I’ve no clue
how many seconds should she have said?
few drops don’t take long to tread
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com