by STEPHANIE EALY
Shootings, disappearances, voyeurism, and court cases that threaten people’s freedom, loom the airwaves, newspapers, internet blogs and sites, lately. It’s like we live in a war zone.
What can we do?
We can’t forget our map, South of the border, because we could get Lost in Mexico where 11 More Bodies were Dumped
We can’t go drool over refurbished vehicles because Ten People were Shot at a Low Rider Car Show
We can’t be neighbors with people or 1000’s of videos could be taken of us without consent
We can’t go to the air races because a Pilot Loses Control of His WWII Mustang
We can’t work on an oil rig or we could get blown up because BP Cuts Corners
We can’t play internet poker or it could end up being a Full Tilt Ponzi Scheme
We can’t dine out because a Gunman Randomly Shoots People at an IHOP
We can’t be wrongly accused or Life in Prison Possible for Knox
We can’t get a slurpee because Gumby Sticks up a 7/11
We can’t stay home because 5 bodies Found in Houses
I know what we can do!
We can forget all our troubles–swagger and shuffle while we watch this hilarious video: Party Rock Anthem in Korea
(Thanks to reader)