Javid and Habib are beggers.They beg in different areas of London.
Habib begs just as long as Javid,but only collects 2-3 pounds a day. Javid brings home a suitcase full of money of 10 pound notes drives a Jaguar,lives in a mortgage free home and lots of money to spend.
Habib says to Javid,”I work just as long as you but how come you bring home so much?
Javid says look at your sign,what does it says?
Habib’s sign reads “I have no work,a wife and 6 kids to support”.
Javid says “no wonder you get 2-3 pounds a day”
Habib says to Javid “So what does your sign says? Javid shows Habib his sign
It reads
‘I only need another 10 pounds to move back to Pakistan.
(Thanks to Robin Khundkar)