by B. R. GOWANI
BREAKING NEWS
breaking News from TNN (Trump News Network)
breaking news in the literal sense of the word “breaking”
according to reliable eastern sources
Donald Trump family is breaking up
on Friday evening, the Trump family was enveloped in commotion
the reason being Donald Trump’s transfer to a hospital
COVID-19 attacked Trump for being disrespectful to it
the sources’ report and video have been confirmed to be authentic
video shows members of the Trump family packing up their suitcases
they were also seen burning documents
documents whose presence could create trouble for them
Trump’s sons Eric and Don Jr. will be moving to Russia
Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have tickets for Israel
Melania and her son Barron will settle down in her native Slovakia
this is, IF, Donald doesn’t come back – for whatever reason
that could be bad news, very bad news, for the other family members
because they could end up behind bars for corruption and other crimes
Tiffany has nothing to worry about; she’ll marry Michael Boulos
Trump wants to recover (so he could spread COVID-19 to more people)
probably the oxygen being given to him in hospital was not enough
so on Sunday, he took a car-ride to acknowledge his supporters’ presence
the applause of his supporters was a kind of oxygen for him
this is the end of our special bulletin
please stay tuned for any further development
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com