by B. R. GOWANI
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The Emperor loves his people, that is, people with the same skin tone as his. He loves those with the same skin tone more so, if they support him unquestionably. He has been worried for some time about his people becoming a minority, which, most probably will occur in 2044.
The Emperor hates clothes and prefers to be in a natural state. Every time he disrobes himself, his close knights, warriors, nobles, advisors, and spokespeople put him back in clothes. This has become a routine since he announced that he would be the next emperor. Nothing has changed since his coronation.
The Emperor is very clever; to stop the minorities from becoming a new majority, he has broadened the appropriate scope where people who have been living in this country for a long time can now be weeded and thrown out of the country.
The Emperor disrobed himself by announcing that undocumented people from bordering country would have to leave, then the Emperor’s foreign minister quickly re-clothed the Emperor by assuring the bordering country:
“There will be no—repeat, no—mass deportations.”
It was repetition of DHS minister’s assurance of a day earlier:
“We are not going out and doing mass deportations.” “There will be no mass roundups.”
But then the Emperor’s natural instincts forced him to unclothe himself:
“It’s a military operation.”
The White Palace spokesman could only find a nylon fig-leaf to cover the Emperor’s naturalness:
“Military” [was used as an] “adjective.”
The Emperor discarded his apparel:
“You look at what’s happening last night in … [an European country. An European country], who would believe this?”
The White Palace’s central deputy press minster quickly covered the Emperor, again.
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It’s an everyday routine. There are days when it happens several times.
How long will this last? It will last till the Emperor lasts because he has no other option except displaying his nakedness. He had promised moons and stars to his people but has no resources to provide those and so entertains them with such spectacles.
It reminds me of a Hindu king in the land of the Indus, who had in a similar fashion made dozens of promises to his people to grab the kingdom. He grabbed the kingdom but hasn’t delivered anything substantial up until now. To keep people busy in tons of worries, he demonetized currency bills of 500 and 1,000 without any plans or consultations. The hard core followers have refused to see the king’s cunningness plus idiocy despite suffering misery and hardship.
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com