Dicks galore in California

by B. R GOWANI

Thousands of fat innkeeper worms or “penis fish” on Drakes Beach in Point Reyes, California, on December 6, 2019. PHOTO/Business Insider

our earth is full of dicks of various colors and sizes

their allegiance is pledged to different religions, ideologies, castes, creed

they belong to racists, communalists, criminals, profiteers, dictators …

tyrants Duterte of Philipines, Bolsonaro of Brazil, Orban of Hungary …

crown princes MBS of Saudi Arabia &, MBZ of Abu Dhabi, UAE …

monarchs Bolkiah of Brunei …

communalists Modi, Amit Shah …

Washington DC is full of dicks:

Trump, Stephen Miller, Mitch McConnell, Bolton …

the tech world is not far behind

Amazon’s Bezos, Facebook’s Zuckerberg, Microsoft’s Gates, Google’s Pichai …

as if the human world didn’t have enough dicks

marine dicks recently invaded northern California

however, human dicks have no reason to feel alarmed or threatened

the marine dicks spent most of their lifetime underground

Tsunamis or other weather related phenomenon forced them over ground

they have been around 300 million years, have caused no harm to humans

though some human beings eat them as a delicacy

the human dicks face no competition from the marine dicks

so the human dicks can continue doing their usual work:

dividing, exploiting, deceiving, terrorizing, fooling, … their fellow humans

without intervention from these harmless marine dicks

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com

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