by B. R. GOWANI

there is a phrase in several South Asian languages
here is the Hindi/Urdu version:
“her ek ki gaand mein ungli karta hai“
he anal-fingers every one
i.e., one who teases or harasses or bothers people
people, notwithstanding a newcomer, avoid him
well, our Dear Leader has this habit of fingering everyone
but there is a difference — a huge difference
the neighborhood guy can be avoided but
not true for our Dear Leader
Dear Leader roams the globe with aircraft carriers and what not
the wandering has a purpose — FINGERING:
- Venezuela’s President was abducted
- desires regime change in Cuba
- wants to send hospital ship to Greenland
- wants to bomb Iran as the bastard child of Dear Leader doesn’t want Iran to have nukes, although he possesses many nuclear weapons
- and, there are dozens of places the Dear Leader wants to finger
the neighborhood fingering guy can be avoided
but not our Dear Leader, as
the Dear Leader comes to your door step
to provide home service
B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com