Trump loves fingering

by B. R. GOWANI

IMAGE/The New York Times/Duck Duck Go

there is a phrase in several South Asian languages

here is the Hindi/Urdu version:

her ek ki gaand mein ungli karta hai

he anal-fingers every one

i.e., one who teases or harasses or bothers people

people, notwithstanding a newcomer, avoid him

well, our Dear Leader has this habit of fingering everyone

but there is a difference — a huge difference

the neighborhood guy can be avoided but

not true for our Dear Leader

Dear Leader roams the globe with aircraft carriers and what not

the wandering has a purpose — FINGERING:

  • Venezuela’s President was abducted
  • desires regime change in Cuba
  • wants to send hospital ship to Greenland
  • wants to bomb Iran as the bastard child of Dear Leader doesn’t want Iran to have nukes, although he possesses many nuclear weapons
  • and, there are dozens of places the Dear Leader wants to finger

the neighborhood fingering guy can be avoided

but not our Dear Leader, as

the Dear Leader comes to your door step

to provide home service

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com