The coolest dictator?

by B. R. GOWANI

President Nayib Bukele, former adman, at the Casa Presidencial in San Salvador on June 25. IMAGE/Christopher Gregory-Rivera/TIME

1 June 2019: Nayib Bukele Ortez became El Salvador’s 81st President

later, he declared an emergency and suspended most civil liberties

El Salvador has the world’s highest number of people in prison

including 12 year old minors …

the number of imprisoned is three times that of the United States

that is, per 100,000 people El Salvador has 1,659 people in jail

whereas per 100,000 people, the US has 541 people behind the bar

which itself is quite a high number for a so-called “democracy”

due to his autocratic rule, Bukele is a darling of the right-wing Republicans

he flew into the US after getting reelected in 2024

he was called a “true leader and received standing ovation at the CPAC

(Conservative Political Action Conference)

Bukele alerted the gathering:

Dark forces are already taking over your country. You may not see it yet, but it’s already happening.”

Bukele, like other foreign leaders, is good at bullshitting

these leaders are good at telling lies Western ears like to hear

strange indeed as …

dark forces were being warned about dark forces by a dark force

if you terrorize your people you become a “beloved” leader

Garbage man’s friend & the Congress reject Matt Gaetz praised Bukele on X:

“Nayib Bukele locks up the gangs, throws out the corrupt judges, unapologetically embraces God, and rebukes globalism with facts and results.

He is beloved by his people, and an inspiration to the Western World.

I’m honored to call him a friend.

Western World doesn’t need Bukelele’s inspiration

Columbus arrived in the Americas in 1492

since then, Western World has been on a pillaging and genocidal rampage

Nayib Bukele told Time magazine’s Vera Bergengruen:

“A leader should be a philosopher before he is a king, rather than the typical politician who is hated by their people.”

well, Bukele is a politician whom people can’t hate openly

Bukele’s philosophy is ruling with mano dura or “iron fist”

his iron fist silences all voices allowing Bukele to declare: no one hates me

he throws people in jail by just by alleging they belong to a “gang”

in two and a half year, 330 people died in El Salvador jails

94% of them were not gang members

the other 6%, even if they did belong to gangs, had a right to fair trial

a just system should assist gang members to be rehabilitated

on September 21, 2021, Bukele gave his first speech at the UN

then he changed his Twitter profile which read:

“the coolest dictator in the world

this coolest dictator was not Trump’s favorite

but now Trump welcomes Bukele as a “friend of mine

the reason being that he wanted to use El Salvador as a dumping ground

for removing immigrants from the US by alleging they’re gang members

US is paying $6 million to Bukele regime to house deportees

innocent people are charged with whatever the Dear Leader comes up with

“Undated photo provided by the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland, a man identified by Jennifer Vasquez Sura as her husband, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is led by force by guards through the Terrorism Confinement Center in Tecoluca, El Salvador.”
IMAGE/DESCRIPTION/U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland/AP/ABC News

one of the innocents is Kilmar Abrego Garcia, married to a US citizen

Thanks to US Senator Chris Van Hollen’s efforts, he was able to persuade El Salvador authorities to transfer Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a less harsh facility. IMAGE/Wikipedia

US Senator Chris Van Hollen took up the Kilmar Abrego Garcia case

he went to El Salvador and had Garcia moved to a less rough jail

VIDEO/Forbes/Youtube

when the CNN asked Bukele about Garcia, Bukele played smart-ass

“How can I smuggle — how can I return him to the United States? It’s like I smuggle him into the United States or what do I do? Of course, I’m going to do it. It’s like, I mean, the question is preposterous. How can I smuggle the terrorist into the United States? I don’t have the power to return him to the United States.”

one has to marvel at the confidence & sarcasm of Bukele’s bullshitting

“How can I smuggle the terrorist into the United States?”

the CNN reporter couldn’t say:

“what harm an innocent person wrongly charged will do to us

no one can match us, we’re the greatest terrorists on earth”

Bukele’s smart-assness was thanks to President/King Donald Trump

what happens if tomorrow for some reason Trump doesn’t like Bukele

well, Trump will bomb the shit out of Bukele and El Salvador

Bukele will be “the coolest,” literally

his lifeless body won’t be left with any hot blood

no exaggeration:

US President George H. W. Bush with Panama’s General Manuel Noriega IMAGE/ABC News/Duck Duck Go

Noam Chomsky on how US hates clients’ independence

“It’s all quite predictable, as study after study shows. A brutal tyrant crosses the line from admirable friend to “villain” and “scum” when he commits the crime of independence. One common mistake is to go beyond robbing the poor-which is just fine-and to start interfering with the privileged, eliciting opposition from business leaders.

“By the mid 1980s, Noriega was guilty of these crimes. Among other things, he seems to have been dragging his feet about helping the US in the contra war. His independence also threatened our interests in the Panama Canal. On January 1, 1990, most of the administration of the Canal was due to go over to Panama-in the year 2000, it goes completely to them. We had to make sure that Panama was in the hands of people we could control before that date.”

George H. W. Bush invaded tiny Panama in 1989, destroyed many slums

a country of 2,300,000 was attacked by 27,000 soldiers & 300 planes

the US killed hundreds, maybe thousands, of Panamanians

  • Noriega was arrested and died in a US jail in 2017
US President Ronald Reagan’s special represntative Donald Rumsfeld (left) with Iraq President Saddam Hussein in 1983 IMAGE/Reddit

Iraq and and Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein met the same fate

in January 1991, Bush bombed Iraq killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqis

March 2003 — Bush’s son George W. Bush, then president, invaded Iraq

  • Saddam was captured, a sham trial was held, and Saddam was hanged

Iraq was destroyed again by a second war, a great number of people died

every Iraqi government since then, runs according to the US dictate

there are many more scenarios, like this …

B. R. Gowani can be reached at brgowani@hotmail.com